Be SLIGHTLY stressed out about not having enough time or money to eat a healthy lunch.
Construct a very elaborate rationalization about how you can probably just skip lunch today and be fine. Like, you eat three meals a day. You’re eating constantly. Your body probably has so much energy stored up that it won’t even notice if you skip a meal this ONE time.
Immediately regret this plan as soon as you catch even the faintest whiff of someone else’s lunch.
Think about having a snack.
Nah, you’re fine. Snacks are for weaklings.
Be very unproductive for two hours.
Well, okay. So maybe you’re a weakling. That’s fine! There’s no shame in that.
That snack was NOT enough. But if you have more food now, you’ll ruin your appetite for dinner and then throw your whole eating cycle into chaos.
Man, when did you become your mom?
Notice that every task you have to do feels much…harder than usual. Answering an email from a friend? Jesus Christ, who are you, a PUBLIC RELATIONS MOGUL?
Hmm. Weird. You’ve never noticed this before, but everyone you work with is sort of annoying.
Finish reading —> How to Drive Yourself Crazy by Skipping a Meal
Pug in an Ugg on the rug looking snug.
Birds Of A Feather | by Claire Rosen.
A brilliant live portrait series by Claire Rosen featuring vintage wallpaper backdrops to accentuate and highlight the colors of each bird, which range from the common Parakeet to the exotic Hyacinth Macaw.
As seen on: Honestly WTF.
Reblog forever also the Pionus is my favorite
Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!
And also they made this
There’s even a granny!
(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)
and there are
THEY MADE THOR
And there’s also this which made me laugh
this is the coolest shit b.
Potassium looks a bit like Eridan.
So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.
I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.
Then I remove the Styrofoam…
A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER
he then later gave me the legs.
LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS
Are you Luna Lovegood
Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs
"We’ll always be together!"
#YOGAPARTYPEOPLE Day 18. #partneryoga
Hey, we tried. It’ll probably be another two years before I can convince Ben to do this again. In the meantime, I’ll stick to solo yoga and he’ll stick to cycling.