collegehumor:

  1. Be SLIGHTLY stressed out about not having enough time or money to eat a healthy lunch.

  2. Construct a very elaborate rationalization about how you can probably just skip lunch today and be fine. Like, you eat three meals a day. You’re eating constantly. Your body probably has so much energy stored up that it won’t even notice if you skip a meal this ONE time.

  3. Immediately regret this plan as soon as you catch even the faintest whiff of someone else’s lunch.

  4. Think about having a snack.

  5. Nah, you’re fine. Snacks are for weaklings.

  6. Be very unproductive for two hours.

  7. Well, okay. So maybe you’re a weakling. That’s fine! There’s no shame in that.

  8. That snack was NOT enough. But if you have more food now, you’ll ruin your appetite for dinner and then throw your whole eating cycle into chaos.

  9. Man, when did you become your mom?

  10. Notice that every task you have to do feels much…harder than usual. Answering an email from a friend? Jesus Christ, who are you, a PUBLIC RELATIONS MOGUL?

  11. Hmm. Weird. You’ve never noticed this before, but everyone you work with is sort of annoying.

Finish reading —> How to Drive Yourself Crazy by Skipping a Meal

redditfront:

Pug in an Ugg on the rug looking snug.

redditfront:

Pug in an Ugg on the rug looking snug.

tieltavern:

lip-lock:

Birds Of A Feather | by Claire Rosen.
A brilliant live portrait series by Claire Rosen featuring vintage wallpaper backdrops to accentuate and highlight the colors of each bird, which range from the common Parakeet to the exotic Hyacinth Macaw.
As seen on: Honestly WTF.

Reblog forever also the Pionus is my favorite
tieltavern:

lip-lock:

Birds Of A Feather | by Claire Rosen.
A brilliant live portrait series by Claire Rosen featuring vintage wallpaper backdrops to accentuate and highlight the colors of each bird, which range from the common Parakeet to the exotic Hyacinth Macaw.
As seen on: Honestly WTF.

Reblog forever also the Pionus is my favorite
tieltavern:

lip-lock:

Birds Of A Feather | by Claire Rosen.
A brilliant live portrait series by Claire Rosen featuring vintage wallpaper backdrops to accentuate and highlight the colors of each bird, which range from the common Parakeet to the exotic Hyacinth Macaw.
As seen on: Honestly WTF.

Reblog forever also the Pionus is my favorite
tieltavern:

lip-lock:

Birds Of A Feather | by Claire Rosen.
A brilliant live portrait series by Claire Rosen featuring vintage wallpaper backdrops to accentuate and highlight the colors of each bird, which range from the common Parakeet to the exotic Hyacinth Macaw.
As seen on: Honestly WTF.

Reblog forever also the Pionus is my favorite
tieltavern:

lip-lock:

Birds Of A Feather | by Claire Rosen.
A brilliant live portrait series by Claire Rosen featuring vintage wallpaper backdrops to accentuate and highlight the colors of each bird, which range from the common Parakeet to the exotic Hyacinth Macaw.
As seen on: Honestly WTF.

Reblog forever also the Pionus is my favorite
tieltavern:

lip-lock:

Birds Of A Feather | by Claire Rosen.
A brilliant live portrait series by Claire Rosen featuring vintage wallpaper backdrops to accentuate and highlight the colors of each bird, which range from the common Parakeet to the exotic Hyacinth Macaw.
As seen on: Honestly WTF.

Reblog forever also the Pionus is my favorite
tieltavern:

lip-lock:

Birds Of A Feather | by Claire Rosen.
A brilliant live portrait series by Claire Rosen featuring vintage wallpaper backdrops to accentuate and highlight the colors of each bird, which range from the common Parakeet to the exotic Hyacinth Macaw.
As seen on: Honestly WTF.

Reblog forever also the Pionus is my favorite
tieltavern:

lip-lock:

Birds Of A Feather | by Claire Rosen.
A brilliant live portrait series by Claire Rosen featuring vintage wallpaper backdrops to accentuate and highlight the colors of each bird, which range from the common Parakeet to the exotic Hyacinth Macaw.
As seen on: Honestly WTF.

Reblog forever also the Pionus is my favorite
tieltavern:

lip-lock:

Birds Of A Feather | by Claire Rosen.
A brilliant live portrait series by Claire Rosen featuring vintage wallpaper backdrops to accentuate and highlight the colors of each bird, which range from the common Parakeet to the exotic Hyacinth Macaw.
As seen on: Honestly WTF.

Reblog forever also the Pionus is my favorite
tieltavern:

lip-lock:

Birds Of A Feather | by Claire Rosen.
A brilliant live portrait series by Claire Rosen featuring vintage wallpaper backdrops to accentuate and highlight the colors of each bird, which range from the common Parakeet to the exotic Hyacinth Macaw.
As seen on: Honestly WTF.

Reblog forever also the Pionus is my favorite

tieltavern:

lip-lock:

Birds Of A Feather | by Claire Rosen.

A brilliant live portrait series by Claire Rosen featuring vintage wallpaper backdrops to accentuate and highlight the colors of each bird, which range from the common Parakeet to the exotic Hyacinth Macaw.

As seen on: Honestly WTF.

Reblog forever also the Pionus is my favorite

collegehumor:

meowoofau:

which pet should you get?

If you have love for all animals, maybe this flowchart can help you work out the perfect pet to get or at least tell you what kind of person you are!

This chart is man’s best bet at finding man’s best friend.

New Flowchart —> Do You Have Bedbugs?

theonewhoisnotshort:

lowkeywalker:

come-to-my-world:

Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!

they made

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characters

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for

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every

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single

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element

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of the

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periodic

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table!

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And also they made this

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and this

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*new ship* 

There’s even a granny!

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It’s like

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superheros

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(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)

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and humans

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and there are

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twins!!

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And Bethoveen

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THEY MADE THOR

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And there’s also this which made me laugh

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I can’t! 

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(source)

this is the coolest shit b.

Potassium looks a bit like Eridan.

karkatsaysfuck:

etceteraface:

rycbar123-4:

So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.

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I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.

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Then I remove the Styrofoam…

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The fuck?

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A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER

he then later gave me the legs.image

LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS

Are you Luna Lovegood

Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs

(Source: faeryofficial)

zombies-werewolves-and-monsters:

Check out all the other Batman Fan Art @ Batman Feeeva! and don’t forget to take a look at all the zombie t-shirts, zombie knives and zombie swords.

zombies-werewolves-and-monsters:

Check out all the other Batman Fan Art @ Batman Feeeva! and don’t forget to take a look at all the zombie t-shirts, zombie knives and zombie swords.

itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

(Source: itseasytoremember)

  • 90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
  • 2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
  • ~~~~~
  • 90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
  • Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
  • 2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
  • 2014 History Channel: Was Hitler an Alien?
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Melting Ice Cream Paintings by Othman Toma

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Melting Ice Cream Paintings by Othman Toma

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Melting Ice Cream Paintings by Othman Toma

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"We’ll always be together!"

yogarian:

#YOGAPARTYPEOPLE Day 18. #partneryoga
Hey, we tried. It’ll probably be another two years before I can convince Ben to do this again. In the meantime, I’ll stick to solo yoga and he’ll stick to cycling.
Bring your partner to the party. Remember to tag your interpretation of the day’s pose with #YOGAPARTYPEOPLE and to tag me, yogawithkarel bexmaddy sunny-yogi and healthyhappymotivation
yogarian:

#YOGAPARTYPEOPLE Day 18. #partneryoga
Hey, we tried. It’ll probably be another two years before I can convince Ben to do this again. In the meantime, I’ll stick to solo yoga and he’ll stick to cycling.
Bring your partner to the party. Remember to tag your interpretation of the day’s pose with #YOGAPARTYPEOPLE and to tag me, yogawithkarel bexmaddy sunny-yogi and healthyhappymotivation
yogarian:

#YOGAPARTYPEOPLE Day 18. #partneryoga
Hey, we tried. It’ll probably be another two years before I can convince Ben to do this again. In the meantime, I’ll stick to solo yoga and he’ll stick to cycling.
Bring your partner to the party. Remember to tag your interpretation of the day’s pose with #YOGAPARTYPEOPLE and to tag me, yogawithkarel bexmaddy sunny-yogi and healthyhappymotivation
yogarian:

#YOGAPARTYPEOPLE Day 18. #partneryoga
Hey, we tried. It’ll probably be another two years before I can convince Ben to do this again. In the meantime, I’ll stick to solo yoga and he’ll stick to cycling.
Bring your partner to the party. Remember to tag your interpretation of the day’s pose with #YOGAPARTYPEOPLE and to tag me, yogawithkarel bexmaddy sunny-yogi and healthyhappymotivation
yogarian:

#YOGAPARTYPEOPLE Day 18. #partneryoga
Hey, we tried. It’ll probably be another two years before I can convince Ben to do this again. In the meantime, I’ll stick to solo yoga and he’ll stick to cycling.
Bring your partner to the party. Remember to tag your interpretation of the day’s pose with #YOGAPARTYPEOPLE and to tag me, yogawithkarel bexmaddy sunny-yogi and healthyhappymotivation
yogarian:

#YOGAPARTYPEOPLE Day 18. #partneryoga
Hey, we tried. It’ll probably be another two years before I can convince Ben to do this again. In the meantime, I’ll stick to solo yoga and he’ll stick to cycling.
Bring your partner to the party. Remember to tag your interpretation of the day’s pose with #YOGAPARTYPEOPLE and to tag me, yogawithkarel bexmaddy sunny-yogi and healthyhappymotivation
yogarian:

#YOGAPARTYPEOPLE Day 18. #partneryoga
Hey, we tried. It’ll probably be another two years before I can convince Ben to do this again. In the meantime, I’ll stick to solo yoga and he’ll stick to cycling.
Bring your partner to the party. Remember to tag your interpretation of the day’s pose with #YOGAPARTYPEOPLE and to tag me, yogawithkarel bexmaddy sunny-yogi and healthyhappymotivation

yogarian:

#YOGAPARTYPEOPLE Day 18. #partneryoga

Hey, we tried. It’ll probably be another two years before I can convince Ben to do this again. In the meantime, I’ll stick to solo yoga and he’ll stick to cycling.

Bring your partner to the party. Remember to tag your interpretation of the day’s pose with #YOGAPARTYPEOPLE and to tag me, yogawithkarel bexmaddy sunny-yogi and healthyhappymotivation